Cat Lady Diary

So Summer is here and Mommy has to go to a place she calls Mommy's Little Goldmine every day from after breakfast till just before our 11PM snack. She says at the Goldmine she sells treasures to the happy Cape Cod visitors. This is confusing to us because there is no gold there. There must be bacon because that's what she tells us she brings home to exchange for our house and food and heat. There has been no actual bacon in the house since Mommy went Veg. "Love Animals don't eat them" Mommy says. This stuffed shark is a big hit with the childrens Mommy says. Well, not so much with me.